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| User: | jefftom (1236341)
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| Name: | Jeff Tom |
| Location: | Austin, Texas, United States |
| E-mail: | jtom@austin.rr.com
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| jefftom | @ | livejournal.com (Jabber) |
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| AOL IM: |  jeffedwardtom (Add Buddy, Send Message) |
| Bio: | 
99% friends only.
I am a comedian and a poet, so for every joke that doesn't get a laugh, there's a poem.
Joke maker, song writer, entrepreneur, student, Badminton World Champion 1984-1987.
I sleep only one hour a night. I am banned from three Vegas casinos. I can easily beat you in a thumb war. My family crest is a picture of a barracuda eating Neil Armstrong. I use a live rattlesnake as a condom. Once I scissor kicked Angela Lansberry after she refused to pay me after a night of betting on cock fights. I was the inspiration for Prince's Purple Rain.
Recording LP for my band A Life Like No Other. |
| Memories: | 3 entries |
| Interests: | 143: adult swim, alamo drafthouse, alice in chains, almost famous, american beauty, arcade fire, army of darkness, art, audioslave, austin, battlestar galactica, bill hicks, bill murray, bittorrent, brian eno, cameron crowe, chris cornell, chuck berry, classic rock, comedy, comics, computers, conan o'brien, concerts, creedence clearwater revival, daily show, david cross, documentaries, dogs, doug stanhope, dumb and dumber, eddie vedder, elliott smith, elton john, evolution, explosions in the sky, family guy, fight club, film, foo fighters, fuck george bush, fugazi, generic vague descriptions, good will hunting, guitar, guitars, henry rollins, home alone, impressions, improv, integrity, intelligence, introspective, jane's addiction, jawbox, jeff tweedy, jim carrey, jim o'rourke, jimi hendrix, john lennon, journalism, kevin smith, kids in the hall, laughter, led zeppelin, lifting weights, live music, magnolia, marshall, michael moore, moby, monty python, movies, mr. show, music, my bloody valentine, nature, neil young, nine inch nails, paul thomas anderson, pearl jam, pink floyd, poetry, politics, princess bride, psychology, radiohead, reading, records, red hot chili peppers, rem, rushmore, sarcasm, satire, sealab 2021, shiner, sigur rós, singing, sketch comedy, sleater-kinney, smashing pumpkins, sociology, songwriting, sonic youth, soundgarden, south park, southpark, space ghost, spiritualized, spoon, standup, stock market, talking heads, television the band, tenacious d, tennis, texas, the beach boys, the beatles, the big lebowski, the clash, the daily show, the flaming lips, the human mind, the office, the pixies, the ramones, the simpsons, the smashing pumpkins, the who, they might be giants, thinking, tool, trail of dead, u2, uncle tupelo, upright citizens brigade, vanilla sky, vinyl, wayne's world, web design, wilco, writing |
| Schools: | None listed |
| Friends: |  | 34: | a_glass_heart, ainjel, alexia_anthem, almost64, austinindiecast, churlish, drivelautumn, drunkenlawyer, emily_echo, eviltypo, geminispaceship, hair_sprayqueen, imzadi22, jabzoog, jefftom, jensblackdress, michellecopter, mundanetoday, napalmkitten, operator_error, pixiechickrocks, princessessage, same_universe, sdragon, sdx, senornacho, sheet, shesbeenelected, sing_in_silence, songbird79, theonlyguyever, tianamolko, titania_consort, watershipdown |  | 23: | _acc_, alice_in_chains, audioeng, austin_concerts, austin_texas, austincommunity, austinfilm, austinforsale, austininsomniac, austinjobs, austinmusic, bill_hicks, conan_obrien, hnryrollins, lossleaders, mrshowandtell, musicbiz, trailofdead, txstu_sanmarcos, u2usendit, ubsa, wilcofans, xxbillycorganxx |  | 1: | austinist |
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| Friend of: | 51: a_glass_heart, ainjel, alexia_anthem, alipharmy, almost64, aneurysm_, anonymouslie, austinindiecast, benovolentchild, blindroxjoo, blue_mars, churlish, dbixler, drivelautumn, drunkenlawyer, eagleeyes, emily_echo, eviltypo, geminispaceship, gina_jara, hair_sprayqueen, imzadi22, jabzoog, jefftom, jensblackdress, kevinblanchard, matteom, michellecopter, mkblack, mundanetoday, mysticmara, napalmkitten, operator_error, pixiechickrocks, red_meets_blue, releaseme, rhiannosaurus, same_universe, sdragon, sdx, senornacho, sheet, shesbeenelected, sing_in_silence, songbird79, statik, theonlyguyever, tianamolko, titania_consort, watershipdown, wonderfulxhell |
| Member of: | 39: _acc_, _bittorrent, _u2_, alice_in_chains, audioeng, austin_concerts, austin_texas, austincommunity, austinfilm, austinforsale, austininsomniac, austinjobs, austinmusic, band_promo, beatlepics, bill_hicks, chriscornell, conan_obrien, elliottsmith, familyguy, fugazifans, i_hate_my_life, lossleaders, michaelmoore, mrshowandtell, musicbiz, ok_computer, pearl_jam, pearljammers, simpsonsfiends, thedailyshow, trailofdead, txstu_sanmarcos, u2, u2usendit, ubsa, wilcofans, xxbillycorganxx, yellowledbetter |
| Account type: | Plus Account |
